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Chairs don't work without gravity - Dug
 
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<Meghaleya> salut :)
<dug> that's french isn't it?
<Delts> Oui
<dug> J'ai un petite chevaux dans ma pantalon.
<+Maximinus> you have a small horse in your pants?
<dug> YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!
<dug> Wow, that's the only french phrase I ever learnt.
<Delts> Merde
<dug> I used to get chevaux confused with rabbit though, which is kinda embarrasing.
<Delts> lapin
<dug> Maybe its not rabbit... hair?
<dug> Hair! Yeah, hair.
<dug> as in, J'ai un petite cheveux dans ma pantalon.
<+Maximinus> heh
<+Maximinus> you have a single, small pube?
<dug> Yep! and thats why I don't like the french language.
Comment: #xkcd  
tags: french, language, pube, hair, chevaux, cheveux

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<Meghaleya> cheval is masculin
<Meghaleya> "J'ai un cheval dans mon pantalon"
<dug> LOL! Thakns Meghaleya. Could've been embarrasing having a female horse in my trousers. Although strangely arousing.
<Meghaleya> :D u seem to have several horses in ur pants = chevaux
Comment: #xkcd continued later on...  
tags: french, language, pube, hair, chevaux, cheveux, continued

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